If it's shiny or metallic-y in any way, I'm a-gonna wanna send it straight my magpie-lovin' way. It's just the way that it has always been. I've got one heckuva thing for bright and sparkly anything. And if there is a row of sequin-y gold stripes too, well you might as well just give it to me, shouldn't you? Because I should most definitely be the rightful owner. Especially if it's something like a $9.49 Thredup kind of a dress donor, alright? 'Cause the little magpie in me is totally gonna wanna see it sparkle and shine. Like, ALL OF THE TIME.