Friday, February 7, 2014

Dancing Queen

I ain't gonna lie. I got NO jive. No ability to dance within this girl. Can't even do a decent twirl. But that doesn't mean I can't keep livin' the dream of being graceful Ginger to fancy feet Fred and figure I can just further and up my status and cred by wearing this melon-colored sparkly dancing pair instead. Yeah. So there. Wait. What do you mean those pretty things won't fit lil' ol' me? Jeez, Louise. Or I mean Ginger. No, no, Fred. Yeah. That's what I said. So what if I'm a size nine and not a six? I'm sure I can totally stuff my toes/feet into it. No big.